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This buxom chick just gave me a working over with an extractor and some sanitizer

By Seamus O'Sparks on November 22, 2013 — 1 min read

This buxom chick just gave me a working over with an extractor and some sanitizer. I should smell better, what with all that bacteria destroyed. I don’t know why Mexico gets such a bad rap. I hope I make it back in time for the Chasca show at The Blackheart…Oops- gotta’ burn outta’ here. Too... More

I was drinking out of the toilet in the men’s room last night

By Seamus O'Sparks on July 31, 2012 — 1 min read

I was drinking out of the toilet in the men’s room last night. It was at a place called The Dusty Ogre. It’s my favorite hang out y’all. I can say things there like, “Crack is whack” and “Get you some!” And people get it, you know? So in walks this chubby woman with an... More

I got into an altercation with a heavy set woman yesterday

By Seamus O'Sparks on August 12, 2011 — 1 min read

I got into an altercation with a heavy set woman yesterday. She said she hated the gov’t. I said evening was setting on the puny hearts of men. She told me to kiss her a$$. I did so-she didn’t know exactly what kind of a herpe thumping pervert she was dealing with. She screamed and... More

What a weekend!

By Seamus O'Sparks on June 20, 2011 — 1 min read

What a weekend! After the show on Friday a small man with hooks for hands forced me into a van to gratify his grossly obese wife’s lusts in exchange for a Slurpee. I had to punch my way out of that one and lost a tooth in the process. I think the band is moving... More

My computer caught a virus

By Seamus O'Sparks on April 29, 2011 — 1 min read

My computer caught a virus and I have not been able to wax wacky for several days now. It’s a bad virus too, I probably got it from one of those disgusting pornographic sites I’m wont to visit. I have a “thing” for the chubby galleries. I know, it’s a cry for help I’m sure.... More