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I just saw that movie, The Human Centipede | Seamus O'Sparks

I just saw that movie, The Human Centipede

By Seamus O'Sparks on May 23, 2011 — 1 min read

I just saw that movie, The Human Centipede. I was so glad to see that that had happened to somebody else. So now I have been part of A Human Centipede, a Human Millipede, A Human Mosquito Hawk, A Human Apollo Creed, A Bear Centipede, A Bear Man, A Human Centi-Swede, The Human League, A Human Gastropod, The Cast of Facts of Life-pede, and a Bede the Venerable-pede…And still I have not found true love.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.