I dared, I tried By Seamus O'Sparks on August 1, 2017 — 1 min read I dared to live I lived to try Too dirty to love Too dear to I Dire devilry Revelry wry Weird delivery Dreary was I I tried to write I dared to try Too tired to dread Too wired to die More
Poem Love By Seamus O'Sparks on August 9, 2014 — 1 min read Oh my love is like Tim Rice The words she writes are very nice And though it may yet be debated She thinks that Cats is overrated More
Poem Love By Seamus O'Sparks on August 9, 2014 — 1 min read My love is like Napoleon She thinks she is the only one I wonder what she plans to do When I show her my Waterloo More
Poem Love By Seamus O'Sparks on August 9, 2014 — 1 min read Oh my love is like a rose I can smell her with my nose I think she smells good-as I smell her If she didn’t, I wouldn’t tell her… More
I have a profile on OkCupid By Seamus O'Sparks on November 12, 2013 — 1 min read Because I can, I would like everyone to know that I have a profile on OkCupid. My name there is Imagogami. It’s a pretty creepy profile too. Now, why do I have a profile on OkCupid? Am I looking for love? Yuck. Love is gross. Farts to puny love I say. No, my hope is... More
Chasca would like to thank you all for making this Tuesday the best Tuesday ever! By Seamus O'Sparks on January 22, 2013 — 1 min read Chasca would like to thank you all for making this Tuesday the best Tuesday ever! Tuesday was a lucky day for the ancient Hebrews. I had this dream last night where I was a poet who fell in love with a rat terrier. I wooed her with verse. She barked. I waxed rhapsodic. She bit.... More
I just saw that movie, The Human Centipede By Seamus O'Sparks on May 23, 2011 — 1 min read I just saw that movie, The Human Centipede. I was so glad to see that that had happened to somebody else. So now I have been part of A Human Centipede, a Human Millipede, A Human Mosquito Hawk, A Human Apollo Creed, A Bear Centipede, A Bear Man, A Human Centi-Swede, The Human League, A... More