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My computer caught a virus | Seamus O'Sparks

My computer caught a virus

By Seamus O'Sparks on April 29, 2011 — 1 min read

My computer caught a virus and I have not been able to wax wacky for several days now. It’s a bad virus too, I probably got it from one of those disgusting pornographic sites I’m wont to visit. I have a “thing” for the chubby galleries. I know, it’s a cry for help I’m sure. And now my poor computer needs some virtual penicillin. Actually, though, the last site I visited was a Styx fan page. Hinkey.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.