Well, it looks like Ted Cruz may win the nomination By Seamus O'Sparks on February 2, 2016 — 1 min read Well, it looks like Ted Cruz may win the nomination. What if he wins the election? I tell you what I’m gonna’ do if he does-I’m gonna’ start smoking pot. The way I see it, if this country becomes one nation under LEVITICUS, I’m certain to be the first person to get STONED!!!! (see how... More
OH MY GOODNESS, Y’ALL-I went to THE FUTURE By Seamus O'Sparks on January 25, 2016 — 1 min read OH MY GOODNESS, Y’ALL-I went to THE FUTURE this weekend and what I saw was not good. Ted Cruz, Donald Trump, and Kanye were all three Co-Presidents. I was able to bring this clip back to show you all what awaits us. When I was in the future they were able to reanimate Aldous Huxley.... More
The whole Palin endorsing Trump thing reminds me of something out of Greek mythology By Seamus O'Sparks on January 20, 2016 — 1 min read The whole Palin endorsing Trump thing reminds me of something out of Greek mythology. I can see the Stygian Witches telling hero Trump that the only way to beat Ted Cruz is with the head of Medusa…always a tall order. Fortunately for Trump, he happened to have the last Gorgon stuffed down his pants…just in... More