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Well, it looks like Ted Cruz may win the nomination | Seamus O'Sparks

Well, it looks like Ted Cruz may win the nomination

By Seamus O'Sparks on February 2, 2016 — 1 min read

Well, it looks like Ted Cruz may win the nomination. What if he wins the election? I tell you what I’m gonna’ do if he does-I’m gonna’ start smoking pot. The way I see it, if this country becomes one nation under LEVITICUS, I’m certain to be the first person to get STONED!!!! (see how I made a funny without really demonizing anybody?)

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.