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I once loved a girl…

By Seamus O'Sparks on May 16, 2017 — 1 min read

I once loved a girl who was Finnish During sex she would not let me finish Her manner was mannish I cursed her in Spanish Then rubbed one out into her spinach More

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.