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Brace yourselves for an astounding new anthropological theory!

By Seamus O'Sparks on June 7, 2013 — 1 min read

Brace yourselves for an astounding new anthropological theory! A couple of scientists in Spain have hypothesized that modern man did indeed bring about the extinction of Neanderthal. Their theory is this-we ate ’em. Gobbled them up all gone-gone. I love this theory. It explains a lot. Homo Sapien Sapien means man the double wise. Homo... More

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.