Brace yourselves for an astounding new anthropological theory!

Brace yourselves for an astounding new anthropological theory! A couple of scientists in Spain have hypothesized that modern man did indeed bring about the extinction of Neanderthal. Their theory is this-we ate ’em. Gobbled them up all gone-gone. I love this theory. It explains a lot. Homo Sapien Sapien means man the double wise. Homo Sapien Neanderthalis means, apparently, man the double delicious. Study also shows that many non-sub-Saharan Africans, particularly those of European stock, carry a percentage of Neanderthal DNA. So we shtupped them…then we ate ’em. SAPIENCE! The ape in sapience… Man the double wise!!! What double douche bags! Hey, read my post from yesterday and tell me if you think my heart has gotten too dark. I might be anemic…