First Draft of the Declaration of Independence! By Seamus O'Sparks on July 2, 2013 — 1 min read Here’s an amazing new historical discovery-Sheldon Sneed-Associate Professor of Human Studies at the University of Boomerton unearthed a rare first draft of the Declaration of Independence. Here it is, uncensored for the first time: Dear George, You treacherous little fruitbat! You have no idea what kind of a shitstorm you and your pals have unleashed... More