I wrote a song about seducing Kim Jong-un and now I have erectile dysfunction By Seamus O'Sparks on December 27, 2014 — 1 min read I wrote a song about seducing Kim Jong-un and now I have erectile dysfunction. I know North Korea is behind this. I just want to express myself artistically and let my work stand for itself. Now it can’t stand. It just kinda’ bounces. Maybe James Franco can help me? More
We had a blast a The Blackheart last night! By Seamus O'Sparks on April 13, 2014 — 1 min read We had a blast a The Blackheart last night! Thanks everyone who came out! Emily Bell and The Ghost Wolves were AWESOME! Great music all the way around! AND-after the show my little charge d’amour and I were riveted to discover what looked like a dead body in the parking garage a few feet from... More
My therapist told… By Seamus O'Sparks on December 4, 2013 — 1 min read My therapist told me that he thinks my posts-with their gratuitous innuendos, hyper-sexual overtones, and impersonal inanities-reflect my fear of intimacy…So I seduced him. More