I saw the WORST movie of all time last night! By Seamus O'Sparks on March 1, 2013 — 1 min read I saw the WORST movie of all time last night! It’s called, “The Eagles Meet the Phantom of the Park.” It’s absurd. I mean The Eagles? With SUPER POWERS??? Boomerang mustache my a$$! Though the part where Don Henley breathed fire seemed plausible. Anyway, it was so terrible I thought to myself, gee-whiz I bet... More