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I saw the WORST movie of all time last night! | Seamus O'Sparks

I saw the WORST movie of all time last night!

By Seamus O'Sparks on March 1, 2013 — 1 min read

I saw the WORST movie of all time last night! It’s called, “The Eagles Meet the Phantom of the Park.” It’s absurd. I mean The Eagles? With SUPER POWERS??? Boomerang mustache my a$$! Though the part where Don Henley breathed fire seemed plausible. Anyway, it was so terrible I thought to myself, gee-whiz I bet Kiss could do this better…

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Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.