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So, the news tells me that John Hinkley jr is going to be released after serving 35 years in a mental hospital

By Seamus O'Sparks on July 28, 2016 — 1 min read

So, the news tells me that John Hinkley jr is going to be released after serving 35 years in a mental hospital. He took a shot at Reagan and was declared “not guilty” by reason of insanity. He was trying to impress Jodie Foster. The lesson: next time you get arrested, tell the cops and... More

LONG POST-THE CAR-THE COAST-THE HOLY GHOST

By Seamus O'Sparks on April 1, 2016 — 1 min read

LONG POST-THE CAR-THE COAST-THE HOLY GHOST WOW! Last night at House of Rock in Corpus was metaphysical! Chasca had such a METAPHYSICAL TIME!!! What a great venue and what a great crowd! We made some amazing new friends and had a METAPHYSICAL blast! Thanks a METAPHYSICAL milion CORPUS! We officially love you so much!!! Peelander-Z... More

Hey, you know what it is awesome? Binge drinking.

By Seamus O'Sparks on March 30, 2016 — 1 min read

Hey, you know what it is awesome? Binge drinking. You know what else is totally awesome? Polyamory. Does anybody want to get together sometime and do some binge drinking and polyamory? I think it would be cool. People look cool when they do that … and when they smoke. I can’t do polyamory or binge... More

LONG SINCERE POST-VERY TRAGIC

By Seamus O'Sparks on March 29, 2016 — 2 mins read

LONG SINCERE POST-VERY TRAGIC Hi everyone, this is J.T. (Seamus) from Chasca. I’m afraid I have terrible news. I died last night. Yeah-I ate a surfeit of lampreys (the king killer) and keeled over about an hour later while I was watching my favorite porno, “The Sperminator.” It was wretched. I just wanted everyone to... More