So, the news tells me that John Hinkley jr is going to be released after serving 35 years in a mental hospital

So, the news tells me that John Hinkley jr is going to be released after serving 35 years in a mental hospital. He took a shot at Reagan and was declared “not guilty” by reason of insanity. He was trying to impress Jodie Foster. The lesson: next time you get arrested, tell the cops and the judge you were “trying to impress Jodie Foster.” “Sure, your honor, I had three pounds of weed that I intended to sell, but I was trying to impress Jodie Foster.” “Yes, officer, I have been drinking-a lot-and I know I was speeding and weaving, but I was trying to impress Jodie Foster.” THE FOSTER DEFENSE-BETTER THAN ANY LAWYER. Tonight, Chasca plays House of Rock in Corpus. With any luck, WE’LL impress JODIE FOSTER!!!! Or at the very least, Swoozie Kurtz..