It’s my policy to always describe my penis at great (well, average) length By Seamus O'Sparks on December 2, 2015 — 1 min read It’s my policy to always describe my penis at great (well, average) length when on a first date. When, inevitably, I am asked why I am doing this, I tell my date that it’s merely a foreshadowing of things to come. I’ve had drinks thrown on me in seven different countries. More