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It’s my policy to always describe my penis at great (well, average) length | Seamus O'Sparks

It’s my policy to always describe my penis at great (well, average) length

By Seamus O'Sparks on December 2, 2015 — 1 min read

It’s my policy to always describe my penis at great (well, average) length when on a first date. When, inevitably, I am asked why I am doing this, I tell my date that it’s merely a foreshadowing of things to come. I’ve had drinks thrown on me in seven different countries.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.