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I think I have the hand of GOD

By Seamus O'Sparks on May 8, 2013 — 1 min read

I think I have the hand of GOD. I carry around a duffel bag. It has very deep side compartment/pockets. It takes me forever to find my keys, and drugs, and porn, etc… Anything I stash in these “pockets” gets lost and takes an eternity of digging around to scrounge up. In the meantime, I... More

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.