CONFESSIONS FROM A REPTILE By Seamus O'Sparks on January 6, 2015 — 2 mins read CONFESSIONS FROM A REPTILE: Hey everyone, before this post gets out of hand I want to let you know that this happens tomorrow: FREE WEEK @ RED 7 w/ Chasca , DUEL, Green Beard, Vanishing Race, The Bravo. Now then, the rest of this post will be very long and probably not worth your time.... More
Terrible news from China By Seamus O'Sparks on January 6, 2015 — 1 min read Terrible news from China. There everyone considers me the 懦夫 of the 县 縣… More
I just called Tonga to ask if they had counties there By Seamus O'Sparks on January 6, 2015 — 1 min read I just called Tonga to ask if they had counties there. Apparently my Tongan isn’t what it used to be because the woman and I got crossways with each other and she told me how the cow ate the cabbage. So now, in Tonga, it would appear that everyone considers me the coward of the... More
Did you all know that on Lord Howe Island By Seamus O'Sparks on January 6, 2015 — 1 min read Did you all know that on Lord Howe Island, everyone considers me the coward of the UNINCORPORATED AREA…stupid Kenny Rogers… More
Did you all know that if you try and youtube By Seamus O'Sparks on January 6, 2015 — 1 min read Did you all know that if you try and youtube, right now (1/5/15 7:30 pm CST)”Coward of the County” by Kenny Rogers, that it cannot be done. You can’t youtube it. That Kenny Rogers is always one step ahead of me. Oh, and did you know that in Siberia that everyone considers me the coward... More
Did you know that in Louisiana… By Seamus O'Sparks on January 6, 2015 — 1 min read Did you know that in Louisiana, everyone considers me the coward of the parish? More