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I just called Tonga to ask if they had counties there | Seamus O'Sparks

I just called Tonga to ask if they had counties there

By Seamus O'Sparks on January 6, 2015 — 1 min read

I just called Tonga to ask if they had counties there. Apparently my Tongan isn’t what it used to be because the woman and I got crossways with each other and she told me how the cow ate the cabbage. So now, in Tonga, it would appear that everyone considers me the coward of the kingdom…never did find out if they have counties there or if they just kinda’ mill around…
Tonga Visitors Bureau
Vuna Road
Nuku’alofa
KINGDOM of TONGA
Tel: +676 25 334

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.