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I was out with Rod Stewart last night

By Seamus O'Sparks on July 8, 2012 — 1 min read

I was out with Rod Stewart last night. He got out of hand, again, and we had a horrible time. He threw his Big Gulp out of the window at some heavy set coed who was desperately trying to look like her more sinewy friends. And he made hog sounds. Then he pushed me down... More

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.