I was out with Rod Stewart last night. He got out of hand, again, and we had a horrible time. He threw his Big Gulp out of the window at some heavy set coed who was desperately trying to look like her more sinewy friends. And he made hog sounds. Then he pushed me down and shoved worms in my face and made me eat worms. Then he pendantically explained to me the “true meaning” of 2001:A Space Odyssey. He says he’ll be at THE CHASCA SHOW JULY 13TH AT TMT THIS FRIDAY. You have been warned!
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