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I owe all of you who talk about the Illuminati a huge apology | Seamus O'Sparks

I owe all of you who talk about the Illuminati a huge apology

By Seamus O'Sparks on January 11, 2015 — 1 min read

I owe all of you who talk about the Illuminati a huge apology for being a little skeptical about anything you will ever say about anything ever. I’m sorry, now, that I ever learned how to think critically-stupid Socrates. This guy just came into my house to use my phone(yay land line!). He was Illuminati. He said he was. He was a jerk. He made a bowl of cereal without asking, didn’t flush the toilet, and he only laughed at the jokes he told…then he tried to pork me…

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.