I owe all of you who talk about the Illuminati a huge apology By Seamus O'Sparks on January 11, 2015 — 1 min read I owe all of you who talk about the Illuminati a huge apology for being a little skeptical about anything you will ever say about anything ever. I’m sorry, now, that I ever learned how to think critically-stupid Socrates. This guy just came into my house to use my phone(yay land line!). He was Illuminati.... More
Ian Gillan perfectly captures Jesus’s high-octane irritation By Seamus O'Sparks on April 20, 2014 — 1 min read Ian Gillan perfectly captures Jesus’s high-octane irritation at the money lenders in the temple. Regardless of your beliefs, you gotta’ admit that only Jesus could rock this hard. All due respect, but I couldn’t see the Buddha or, say, Socrates caterwauling with such intensity…prove me wrong, yo. HAPPY EASTER! and a nod to you Robin... More
I was rappin’ with the Lady Death By Seamus O'Sparks on March 14, 2012 — 1 min read I was rappin’ with the Lady Death, and she was giving me static because she thinks I am too plump to fit into my St. Paddy’s Day stage costume. I told her she was daft if she thought I was motivated by vanity. She bit my neck and told me that Socrates used to say... More