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Tired of all those greasy, hard to spread jellies that constantly ruin your breakfast? | Seamus O'Sparks

Tired of all those greasy, hard to spread jellies that constantly ruin your breakfast?

By Seamus O'Sparks on July 27, 2015 — 1 min read

Tired of all those greasy, hard to spread jellies that constantly ruin your breakfast? Me thinks your breakfast needs FINKS! Finks: the spreadable, edible, INCREDIBLE jelly that will liven up any breakfast. Spread it on biscuits, pancakes, waffles, hot dogs, toast, muffins-you name it. And Finks is 100% flavor suited, so moms know their kids will love it! Finks-makes your breakfast wink! Hey Mom, pass the Finks so my breakfast winks.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.