So, the news tells me that John Hinkley jr is going to be released after serving 35 years in a mental hospital. He took a shot at Reagan and was declared “not guilty” by reason of insanity. He was trying to impress Jodie Foster. The lesson: next time you get arrested, tell the cops and the judge you were “trying to impress Jodie Foster.” “Sure, your honor, I had three pounds of weed that I intended to sell, but I was trying to impress Jodie Foster.” “Yes, officer, I have been drinking-a lot-and I know I was speeding and weaving, but I was trying to impress Jodie Foster.” THE FOSTER DEFENSE-BETTER THAN ANY LAWYER. Tonight, Chasca plays House of Rock in Corpus. With any luck, WE’LL impress JODIE FOSTER!!!! Or at the very least, Swoozie Kurtz..
So, the news tells me that John Hinkley jr is going to be released after serving 35 years in a mental hospital
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