- Favorite smell? Perineum
- Last time you cried? I’m crying now
- Favorite pizza? Pizza deez nuts
- Favorite flowers? Naked Man Orchid
- Did you go to college? I was enrolled
- Untie your shoes when taking them off? I untie everything
- Roller coasters? Roller boogie
- Favorite ice cream? Grape
- Favorite past time? I always enjoy half-past nine
- Shorts or jeans? Short shorts
- What are you listening to? Urban Cowboy is on in the background-Bud just told Sissy to bring him a beer
- Favorite color? Your face
- Tattoos? Too trendy
- Piercing? Too pedestrian
- Color of hair? Generic brown
- Color of eyes? Bloodshot
- Favorite food? Boneless toes
- Favorite holiday? Winter
- Beer or wine? While I’m driving wine, but definitely beer when I wake up
- Night owl or morning person? Both-afternoons can suck it
- Favorite day of the week? Wednesday because that means it’s only one more week until Wednesday
- Do you have a Nickname? I’ve been called “the defendant” a number of times
- Pictures on your wall? Either pornographic or what came with the frames
- Most proud of? This post
- Favorite Music? Classic rock when used in car commercials
- Shot a gun? I’ve shot my life to hell on a few occasions
- Dog or cat person? Cat-dogs are too sentimental
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