Hey everyone, I know I usually just post trivial hogwash

Hey everyone, I know I usually just post trivial hogwash but today I’m getting a little more sincere. If you are going to go out drinking tonight, please make good decisions. To those of you who know that you’re going to be consuming alcohol to any degree of excess, I implore you to please plan ahead and have some type of speed or upper or stimulant on hand to counter the effects of the booze. Any kind of pep pills, meth, cocaine (stay away from anything they sell over-the-counter at a gas station and that’s free hard-earned advice) or thing that ends in “drine” will work. Just remember: you have to get revved up BEFORE you start drinking. If you get drunk and then start trying to crank the live wire it will be too late to have any beneficial impact. It’s also a good idea to save a pinch of something for that always anxious drive home. Ideally, after you take a dash of pep, you will drive faster thus getting home sooner and keeping the roads (and yourself) safe. Alright, thanks for bearing with my safety lecture. I just really care and want to be a force of good in this world. It’s a good world and everyone’s a miracle. BTW-don’t hit me up if you’re looking to score. I got my own damn problems…