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Hey everyone, I know I usually just post trivial hogwash

By Seamus O'Sparks on December 31, 2016 — 1 min read

Hey everyone, I know I usually just post trivial hogwash but today I’m getting a little more sincere. If you are going to go out drinking tonight, please make good decisions. To those of you who know that you’re going to be consuming alcohol to any degree of excess, I implore you to please plan... More

Hey, you know what it is awesome? Binge drinking.

By Seamus O'Sparks on March 30, 2016 — 1 min read

Hey, you know what it is awesome? Binge drinking. You know what else is totally awesome? Polyamory. Does anybody want to get together sometime and do some binge drinking and polyamory? I think it would be cool. People look cool when they do that … and when they smoke. I can’t do polyamory or binge... More

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.