By Seamus O'Sparks on September 13, 2016 — 1 min read

READ THIS DRIVEL-DIRTY WORDS FROM A DIRTY MIND: TONIGHT!!!! At 9:00 pm!! The TUESDAY MIRACLE happens. It happens at The Phantom Room in San Antonio! San Antonio, as you know, is called MIRACLE CITY. Making the miracle tonight will be Wayne E. Holtz, Fea, Michael Turnini (Music), and those horse whipping bastards, Chasca. Tuesday is named after the Norse Goddess, Tuesday Weld. She was the goddess of welding stuff. That’s why the Vikings were so destructive-all their well welded weapons. Did you know that Anton LaVey dedicated the Satanic Bible to Tuesday Weld? Personally, I prefer The Lord of the Rings and Hedy Lamarr. Did you know that, during World War II, Hedy Lamarr designed a jam-proof radio guidance system for torpedoes(among other things)? She can jam my torpedo anytime!!! What can I say-I’m a pervert with a thing for BIG BOOBS, BIG BRAINS, and WEE LITTLE HOBBITS. TONIGHT!!!

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.