SPARKS FOR CITY COUNCIL??? By Seamus O'Sparks on February 10, 2017 — 3 mins read LONG POST-MONDO BITCHIN’-SPARKS FOR CITY COUNCIL??? I think I may have to run so that I can lick San Marcos into shape. I’m tired of all the bitching so my goal is to make San Marcos: THE BITCHINEST CITY IN THE WORLD!!! I’ll run on the Farce Party ticket. As a local celebrity I can... More
READ THIS DRIVEL-DIRTY WORDS FROM A DIRTY MIND By Seamus O'Sparks on September 13, 2016 — 1 min read READ THIS DRIVEL-DIRTY WORDS FROM A DIRTY MIND: TONIGHT!!!! At 9:00 pm!! The TUESDAY MIRACLE happens. It happens at The Phantom Room in San Antonio! San Antonio, as you know, is called MIRACLE CITY. Making the miracle tonight will be Wayne E. Holtz, Fea, Michael Turnini (Music), and those horse whipping bastards, Chasca. Tuesday is... More
ATTENTION: show tonight at Black Heart has been moved INDOORS By Seamus O'Sparks on April 16, 2016 — 1 min read ATTENTION: show tonight at Black Heart has been moved INDOORS because of WEATHER concerns!!! Just fyi…it fills up pretty quick inside so might want to arrive early…we can “mess around” in the bathroom… or, you know, talk about our favorite Lord of the Rings character(s)…I like Faramir…and Wormtongue. LET’S TALK SHIRE TALK!!! More
At the time you know as tomorrow, a miracle is shaping up By Seamus O'Sparks on June 24, 2015 — 1 min read At the time you know as tomorrow, a miracle is shaping up. Not the miracle of sweet cream, no. But the miracle of YOU! ONLY YOU can make the miracle happen. Does Chasca have a CD release show at The Mohawk Austin with Flying Balalaika Brothers and Foot Patrol tomorrow? Yes. Can you make it... More
Did you all know that I wrote the shortest running musical to ever run on Broadway? By Seamus O'Sparks on December 31, 2014 — 1 min read Did you all know that I wrote the shortest running musical to ever run on Broadway? It was an opera based on The Lord of the Rings. It ran for 4 minutes. Then they pulled it. I thought it was awesome. Tell me what you think-here’s the lyrics to the first song: We are hobbits... More
Who would win a fight between The halflings of The Lord of the Rings and the half feral schoolboys from Lord of the Flies? By Seamus O'Sparks on July 31, 2013 — 1 min read Hello everyone, and two, and three. Ho Ho! Here is a question for your consideration. This question has been devised as part of our Chasca Promotes Literacy initiative. Literature. You know-books and stuff. QUESTION: Who would win a fight between The halflings of The Lord of the Rings and the half feral schoolboys from Lord... More
I was watching The Lord of the Rings movie By Seamus O'Sparks on August 9, 2011 — 1 min read I was watching The Lord of the Rings Movie-one of them-last night. And I was like, “Shucks, I don’t remember any of this from the book.”It was much more violent for one thing. It was also not how I envisioned the characters at all. More nudity and “adult situations than I remembered the book having.... More