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Thanks Austin Chronicle for running ANOTHER piece on Chasca! | Seamus O'Sparks

Thanks Austin Chronicle for running ANOTHER piece on Chasca!

By Seamus O'Sparks on September 5, 2016 — 1 min read

Thanks Austin Chronicle for running ANOTHER piece on Chasca! Here’s the FULL story of Chasca; pathologies, pathogens and all! These hydrocephalic geeks (Chasca that is, not the Chronicle) go to Rudyard’s British Pub in Houston this Friday with Alien Knife Fight and Bellringer. Better lock up your sluts, Houston. Otherwise you’ll be knee deep in the “flipper babies” come spring. Hope you’re catchin’ my genetic drift…yuck.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.