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Thanks Austin Chronicle for running ANOTHER piece on Chasca!

By Seamus O'Sparks on September 5, 2016 — 1 min read

Thanks Austin Chronicle for running ANOTHER piece on Chasca! Here’s the FULL story of Chasca; pathologies, pathogens and all! These hydrocephalic geeks (Chasca that is, not the Chronicle) go to Rudyard’s British Pub in Houston this Friday with Alien Knife Fight and Bellringer. Better lock up your sluts, Houston. Otherwise you’ll be knee deep in... More

HOLY CROW-LONG GUSHING POST AHEAD

By Seamus O'Sparks on September 1, 2016 — 1 min read

HOLY CROW-LONG GUSHING POST AHEAD: Chasca is included in the Austin Chronicle list of 10 FREAKS and GEEKS to REDEFINE Austin Music! What an HONOR! I’m especially thrilled about us being mentioned alongside Attic Ted and THE BEAUMONTS. That’s 3 San Marcos acts whose freaky geekness reeks all the way up in Austin. GO 78666…... More

I had a really weird dream last night

By Seamus O'Sparks on March 13, 2016 — 1 min read

I had a really weird dream last night (well, this morning). I dreamt that I was at work and I called the Austin Chronicle about taking out an advertisement. I talked to this girl and asked her how much they would charge if she (or someone there) would just hold hands with me. I was... More

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.