Man, everyone’s got their hair on fire about something

By Seamus O'Sparks on March 22, 2016 — 1 min read

Man, everyone’s got their hair on fire about something. FB is all froth and indignation anymore. So let me lend my voice to this self-righteous chorus. I’m sick of WOMEN getting celebrities to sign their breasts and bottoms and everybody going “rah rah, sis boom bah” about it, but whenever I try to get Dianne Wiest to sign my penis you’d think I started World War 5… It’s not fair. My penis has as much right to abject objectification as boobs or butts. OUR PECKERS-OURSELVES FREE THE WILLY!!!

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.