I need to find a new swingers SEX group, pronto. The one I’ve been going to is filled with knuckleheads who keep asking me heavy questions like: ‘Who are you” and “What are you doing here?” Plus they meet only once a month and only ever talk about the book they just read. This month it was “Ethan Frome.” Lamest piece of erotica I ever laid eyes on. I had to pretend I was reading, “Robinson Crusoe” just to get any rocks off at all. And that barely made the nut…barely…
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