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Thanks so much to everyone who came out to Taxi’s Pianobar last night! | Seamus O'Sparks

Thanks so much to everyone who came out to Taxi’s Pianobar last night!

By Seamus O'Sparks on October 4, 2015 — 1 min read

Thanks so much to everyone who came out to Taxi’s Pianobar last night! It was a righteous debauch. BlackWater Revival killed it, and The Grave Babes were amazing! What an honor for us to share the same stage with both of these kick-ass bands! What a great crowd you were! I wanted to give you all a nibble(nipple? nipple nibble). Yeah, what I’m trying to say is you ALL have great nipples and I want them in my….life. Special thanks to the lively U.S. Marine who gave me one of the strangest and most endearing compliments I have ever received. He told me that Chasca personified the freedom he fought for. He called me brave and us the reason he defended liberty. I thanked him for his service. He thanked me for mine. To be fair, he seemed slightly drunk…but, Wowzer-it was nearly a heavy moment-thank God for the booze and the nipples!

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.