Hey guys, I know I post a lot of stupid stuff here on FB. Today, however, I’d like to share some news with you all that was just relayed to me. It is somewhat upsetting and definitely shocking. I just found out that I was adopted. That part of the news isn’t upsetting. What I can’t believe is what my birth name was: Hamburglar Gilligan Buttafuoco. That’s who I was born as. Now I know why I have never really known me. So, to help me find myself I would appreciate it if you all would call me by my real name from now on. From this moment forth I am Hamburglar Gilligan. Thanks for your support.
I just found out that I was adopted
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