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I just found out that I was adopted | Seamus O'Sparks

I just found out that I was adopted

By Seamus O'Sparks on May 19, 2015 — 1 min read

Hey guys, I know I post a lot of stupid stuff here on FB. Today, however, I’d like to share some news with you all that was just relayed to me. It is somewhat upsetting and definitely shocking. I just found out that I was adopted. That part of the news isn’t upsetting. What I can’t believe is what my birth name was: Hamburglar Gilligan Buttafuoco. That’s who I was born as. Now I know why I have never really known me. So, to help me find myself I would appreciate it if you all would call me by my real name from now on. From this moment forth I am Hamburglar Gilligan. Thanks for your support.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.