OH MY GOD!

OH MY GOD! I just heard the news that the AMERICANS are going to INVADE TEXAS! But I live in Texas? Which is also America (United States of)? Zuh?…and now I see it (FLASHING LIGHTS) Wowzer-those sneaky pukes! I don’t think history has ever seen such a cunning tactic employed with respect to a SURPRISE attack. Odysseus, eat your puny heart out: The U.S. annexes Texas, lulling us treacherously into a false sense of security. Then, after 170 years, it’s- heh-heh-heh-SUCK THIS TEJAS! Now kneel before ZOD! Who saw that coming? Not me…Not Kenny Rogers. Damn Sam, caught with our pants down-which is the best way to get caught if you ask me… Hate the game, not the player I suppose…So, I for one would like to welcome our new American overlords. As a bespectacled and highly, highly respected member of the arts/music community, I can be useful in rounding up others…WELOCME IMPERIALIST YANKEES! btw-if you are from Texas and really believe that the Americans are going to invade, I want to get together with you and drink Lone Star and hold hands and write weird emails to Don Henley ask each other questions and wear each others clothes…