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Our Father, which art in Wal*Mart | Seamus O'Sparks

Our Father, which art in Wal*Mart

By Seamus O'Sparks on October 9, 2014 — 1 min read

Our Father, which art in Wal*Mart
Hallowed be thy name
Thy kingdom come
That all be dumb
On Earth
As they are in Wal*Mart
For thine is the kingdom, the power, and the glory
For ever and ever
One Wal*Mart to rule them all
One Wal*Mart to find them
One Wal*Mart to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them.

🙂 you suck 21st century!

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.