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So, I went to the dentist today and it’s official: I have jaw rot | Seamus O'Sparks

So, I went to the dentist today and it’s official: I have jaw rot

By Seamus O'Sparks on June 27, 2014 — 1 min read

So, I went to the dentist today and it’s official: I have jaw rot. My whole mouth is a bio-scandalous monument to the perils of GINGIVITIS. I got a whole slew of other dental problems too and the wretched mandibles to prove it. BUT-that won’t stop the Chasca show at TRIPLE CROWN this Saturday. My teeth will likely be blue and my maw will be a bloody mess-but it takes more than blinding pain to stop THE ROCK!!!! FYI-since my mouth is a dystopian future, probably better plant all your kisses on me below the waist for a while…

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.