OH MY GOD!!!! I just got a call from a guy in HOLLYWOOD!!! He wants to turn my play, “Belching Hamlet” into a major motion picture!!! This is cray y’all. It’s a great play though. Imagine Hamlet if the main character had a problem with gas. You know, “To be, blarp, or not to be? That is the, fruuup, question.” It’s a drama that all ages can enjoy. And now it’s going to be a major Hollywood movie. They also want to option a couple of my other plays, “Hemophiliac Dracula” and “Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner-All Albino Cast.” It’s cray cray y’all! Tell those dorks at CHASCA I’m done with rock n Roll…HOLLYWOOD HAS SUMMONED ME!
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