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“This thing just wrote itself” | Seamus O'Sparks

“This thing just wrote itself”

By Seamus O'Sparks on December 18, 2013 — 1 min read

You know how, sometimes, people say, “This thing just wrote itself?” Holy COW! I started working on a short story last night. All I could come up with was, “It was a dark and stormy night.” I left the story sitting on my desk. When I woke up this morning-THE STORY HAD WRITTEN ITSELF…I’m totally freaking out. I think this story is bad. It keeps following me around. It was outside the bathroom door…It was by the coffee pot…It was next to my porn stash (Mostly 70s and 80s stuff-1 gay). Wherever I go, this story is there. I think it has plans for me. Are there any English majors who could come help with this? Please? This story really wants to put the cure on me.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.