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Who would win a fight between The halflings of The Lord of the Rings and the half feral schoolboys from Lord of the Flies? | Seamus O'Sparks

Who would win a fight between The halflings of The Lord of the Rings and the half feral schoolboys from Lord of the Flies?

By Seamus O'Sparks on July 31, 2013 — 1 min read

Hello everyone, and two, and three. Ho Ho! Here is a question for your consideration. This question has been devised as part of our Chasca Promotes Literacy initiative. Literature. You know-books and stuff. QUESTION: Who would win a fight between The halflings of The Lord of the Rings and the half feral schoolboys from Lord of the Flies? Things to consider-The halflings show remarkable resilience to the corrupting powers of the one ruling ring. The schoolboys’ true nature is savage and atavistic. How would Gollum factor in? The schoolboys’ high protein/low carb diet. The halflings’ fondness for pipeweed. Elijah Wood or Balthazar Getty? Please share your thoughts. AND…begin

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Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.