Ahem…I like Lord Byron

THIS POST WENT ON TOO LONG BUT DAMN, IT WANTED TO SAY ALL THESE THINGS!!!!!! Ahem…I like Lord Byron. I like his style. He was, they say, “mad,bad,and dangerous to know.” CHASCA PLAYS THIS SATURDAY AT THE RED EYED FLY IN AUSTIN. Chasca, they say, is a romantic band. I like The Romantics(in this case referring to the era not the band). They had Lord Byron. He was a poet. We post-moderns, we have Snooki. Snooki wrote a book. A little Snooki Booki. Snooki knows how to network and market herself. Lord Byron was into opium and sodomy. Snooki represents the AMERICAN DREAM. Lord Byron represents that kinky Romantic Elan. Snooki is America’s party girl! Lord Byron shtupped Lady Caroline Lamb. Snooki was punched in the face by a gym teacher. Lord Byron died fighting in The Greek War for Independence…Now then, you could spend your Saturday evening doing post-modern things such as decrying the government, tweedling whatzits, and reading Snooki’s book -OR- you could come FIND YOUR DEVIL ROMANTIC SIDE WITH CHASCA! That’s right, Austin, there’s a new choice in town! I pray that you will do what’s right by your heart. Me? I’ll be there with the CHASCA and the opium and the sodomy and the devils and the old gods and the bees and the thunderbolts and the tee-hees and the death defiance. You, well, you feel free to come join in the debauch at you leisure! AND IT’S GONNA BE HEY,GURL’S ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY PARTY!!!! WE <3 HEY,GURL!!!! They’re Romantics TOO!