Chasca would like to thank you all for making this Tuesday the best Tuesday ever!

Chasca would like to thank you all for making this Tuesday the best Tuesday ever! Tuesday was a lucky day for the ancient Hebrews. I had this dream last night where I was a poet who fell in love with a rat terrier. I wooed her with verse. She barked. I waxed rhapsodic. She bit. And over the course of time our relationship grew awkward and strained, but not before she gave birth to a clutch of pups. Each of these pups had my face and her temper. For various reasons I was not allowed to interact with the pups but I heard that one of them grew up to become a famous Hollywood actress complete with a record deal, sex tape, and deferred adjudication. She starred in that film, “The Tuesday Kid.” Her name was NOT Tuesday Weld… When I woke up my dog was licking me. But what’s weird is I don’t even have a dog (cue theramin music.)