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I did it! | Seamus O'Sparks

I did it!

By Seamus O'Sparks on November 29, 2011 — 1 min read

I did it! I got a HUGE part in the upcoming community Christmas recital. I will be playing Chongo the Christmas Gorilla. It’s a little known fact that there was a gorilla at the nativity. Some Nubian trader who was staying at the inn brought him and he got loose and ran amuck. I think he got into the frankincense and that made him go berzerk? That’s how it is in our presentation. Anyway, Good King Wenceslas calmed the brute with popcorn and that’s why we put strings of popcorn on the tree. ‘Cos they used a fir tree to beat him after the popcorn had soothed his savage breast!

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.