I WOULD RATHER DIE ON MY COUCH THAN LIVE IN LAS VEGAS By Seamus O'Sparks on July 7, 2016 — 1 min read I WOULD RATHER DIE ON MY COUCH THAN LIVE IN LAS VEGAS: NO PICTURES-NO MEMES-READ OR PISS OFF (Longish post-wasn’t me-it was the uppers and booze) Oh man-this one’s bound to land a rabbit punch. Watching the nightly news…high paid crocodiles and Leviathan analysts. All swerving around that rotten elephant in the room-the undeniable consenus... More
TONIGHT!!!! Chasca hustles HOUSTON at The Concert Pub North with Hookers & BLOW and Don Jamieson of That Metal Show! By Seamus O'Sparks on May 27, 2016 — 1 min read TONIGHT!!!! Chasca hustles HOUSTON at The Concert Pub North with Hookers & BLOW and Don Jamieson of That Metal Show! HOOKERS & BLOW!!!! It promises to be way more satisfying than that time we opened for Bastards & Thumbtacks…We play at 9:30 pm! Tell those rain gods to eat dirt-tell Zeus he can piss in... More
OH NO! It’s time for another POETRY BOMB!!! By Seamus O'Sparks on September 22, 2015 — 1 min read OH NO! It’s time for another POETRY BOMB!!! Today’s victim: Nix Nova!!!!! Watch out-if you’re my “FRIEND” on FB the next victim may be YOU–and just because I don’t know you that well doesn’t mean you’re OfF tHe HoOk, bwah hah hah hah ODE TO NIX NOVA On a good day, the gods forge wonders... More
Once upon a time poor Zeus was all farts and slobber with a mind bending headache By Seamus O'Sparks on August 16, 2012 — 1 min read Once upon a time poor Zeus was all farts and slobber with a mind bending headache. Imagine his relief when beautiful terrible Athena was hauled from his brachiocephalic head. I understand that grouchy Zeus because I get the same way before a big show. I get the same way before a small show. I get... More