I just got back from the doctor By Seamus O'Sparks on April 21, 2017 — 1 min read The news was bad. I have worms. Not the beneficial kind either. These worms make me itch. How am I supposed to find true love with worms in my gut? This is worse than herpes. And all the poly-friendly crowd does is gossip about me and uninvite me to brunch. Bunch of Pollyannas in that... More
Happy National Pierogi Day!!! By Seamus O'Sparks on October 8, 2012 — 1 min read Happy National Pierogi Day!!! That’s right, let’s take time on this chilly autumnal day to celebrate that steamy little dynamo of a dumpling: the pierogi. Pierogi are from Poland. They’re little dumplings filled, typically, with potato, cheese, onions, and grapes. And they are DEE-LICIOUS! Later I’m gonna’ go eat some with Rod Stewart. He always... More
OH NO!!! I have worms. By Seamus O'Sparks on October 2, 2012 — 1 min read OH NO!!! I have worms. The doctor confirmed this. They’re all in my system and nerves and brain. I must have gotten them when I took the “Around the World in Eighty Eggs Challenge” at Admiral Fong’s Long Buffet. The Doc says I have to swallow two thrushes a day for a month. Thank the... More
I was out with Rod Stewart last night By Seamus O'Sparks on July 8, 2012 — 1 min read I was out with Rod Stewart last night. He got out of hand, again, and we had a horrible time. He threw his Big Gulp out of the window at some heavy set coed who was desperately trying to look like her more sinewy friends. And he made hog sounds. Then he pushed me down... More