READ THIS DRIVEL-DIRTY WORDS FROM A DIRTY MIND By Seamus O'Sparks on September 13, 2016 — 1 min read READ THIS DRIVEL-DIRTY WORDS FROM A DIRTY MIND: TONIGHT!!!! At 9:00 pm!! The TUESDAY MIRACLE happens. It happens at The Phantom Room in San Antonio! San Antonio, as you know, is called MIRACLE CITY. Making the miracle tonight will be Wayne E. Holtz, Fea, Michael Turnini (Music), and those horse whipping bastards, Chasca. Tuesday is... More
EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH SANTA CLAUS By Seamus O'Sparks on December 21, 2015 — 2 mins read EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH SANTA CLAUS (LONG POST WARNING) SEAMUS: Hi Santa, thanks for being here. It really is an honor to meet you. SANTA: Thank you (coughs). Thanks. SEAMUS: So, there are so many things people would like to know. I think I’ll start by asking, why have you taken such a long leave of... More
Football Season Begins By Seamus O'Sparks on August 24, 2014 — 3 mins read Man did I have a rare evening last night. I went out with some friends and we met up with some friends of friends. Well, these friends of friends wanted to go to this sports bar called, JUGGIES. This is one of those places were large bosomed women sling pilsner beers and dehydrated meats to... More