27 Questions By Seamus O'Sparks on October 18, 2017 — 1 min read Favorite smell? Perineum Last time you cried? I’m crying now Favorite pizza? Pizza deez nuts Favorite flowers? Naked Man Orchid Did you go to college? I was enrolled Untie your shoes when taking them off? I untie everything Roller coasters? Roller boogie Favorite ice cream? Grape Favorite past time? I always enjoy half-past nine Shorts... More
Thanks so much everybody who came out to the Chasca show at Cheer Up Charlies last night!!! By Seamus O'Sparks on January 9, 2014 — 1 min read Thanks so much everybody who came out to the Chasca show at Cheer Up Charlies last night!!!! What a super triple blast of wholesome fun we had! It makes me wish it was Wednesday EVERY night! WE WERE ALL WEDNESDAY TITANS, MAN! Thunderbolt hurling, potion drinking, grape eating, marrow sucking, flesh licking, penis waving, breast... More
It’s time for another edition of WEDNESDAY FRIEND’S DAY! By Seamus O'Sparks on October 16, 2013 — 1 min read It’s time for another edition of WEDNESDAY FRIEND’S DAY! Today Chasca must give unlimited gratitude and recognition to our good friend Cammi L. Charms McCormick! Cammi has given us so much support and love that it makes me all a quiver. And she has plugged us on KLBJ on multiple occasions!!! If that wasn’t enough,... More
It’s time for another WEDNESDAY FRIENDSDAY! By Seamus O'Sparks on September 11, 2013 — 1 min read It’s time for another WEDNESDAY FRIENDSDAY! I forgot last week because I have brain vapors. Now then, TODAY-we recognize the one and only NIX NOVA!!!!(Anarchic Applause!) Nix Nova is our very own Makeup artist, crew chief, promotions auxiliary, friend,cohort, sounding board, feedback coordinator, angel, miracle worker, wardrobe attendant, Shirley Temple sip provider, consultant, and all... More
Today is Ash Wednesday By Seamus O'Sparks on February 13, 2013 — 1 min read Today is Ash Wednesday. Happy Ash Wedenesday!!! So as I understand it, after going apescat for the Mardi Gras, today is when the fun stops. And I think this is the day when, after you wake up, if you see your shadow then you get six more hours of sleep. Ash Wedensday!!!!!! More
Ode to Wednesday By Seamus O'Sparks on April 6, 2011 — 1 min read Unsung hours of Woden’s name Colloquially of “Hump Day” fame Your voice in dulcet tenor boasts …That he who on his Facebook posts A naughty little bit of verse Shall feel the sting of Wednesday’s curse He will not hump upon this day Though other souls shall hump away Wednesday- A happy hump you bring... More